Week 6: I'd be a Champion

If there were an award for forgetfulness... I'd be a world class champ. I very nearly forgot to blog this week, which just so you know, would make me feel like an epic failure. It's not so much the fact that I almost forgot, as it is the fact that I forgot multiple times.

I did in fact remember that I still needed to blog this week, on several occasions. The only issue with my remembering is that not one of those times did I actually sit down and write anything. I didn't write down a single word. So I'd remember, then consider what I wanted to write about, and promptly forget again by the time I was anywhere near my computer.

Now, I know what you may say, I don't really need my computer in order to write. I could easily hand-write something and then re-type it for the purposes of this blog. But be that as it may, I failed to do that too. So, instead of whatever it was I considered writing earlier in the week, and honestly at this point I have no idea... you are left with this sorry tale of my forgetfulness.

Although really this post ties in perfectly with my week, or at least yesterdays Facebook status, which I kid you not read, :"is wondering why I can remember useless information, but can't remember where I parked the car!"

That status by the way, so true!

Unorthodox Q&A

This was taken from John Green, who stole it from Facebook. Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of google results. I was entertained, though honestly I’m easily entertained… enjoy!

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

A: “Sandy needs someone to save her before she can save herself.” “Sandy needs to decide if she’s happy or not.” (That would be a good idea.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

A: “Sandy looks like sunshine in this soft yellow scarf.” (I can live with that. :D )

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

A: “Sandy says I am not following her on Twitter.” (I’m not.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

A: “Sandy wants to drive.” (I do.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

A: “Sandy does not respond to all of my e-mails.” (Sorry?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

A: “Sandy hates you.” (Lies, honestly. I really don’t! :D )

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

A: “Sandy asks if anyone has any news.” (Well? Do you?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

A: “Sandy likes everyone who likes cats.” (Well, maybe not everyone.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

A: “Sandy eats grass.” (That one seemed to be referring to a horse… though I do have a picture from when I am considerably younger with a glass full of mud. Yum, yum.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

A: “Sandy wears her cheerleader outfit from the pep rally where she reunited with Danny!” (Ah, Grease. For a time my cousin did call me Sandra Dee.) “Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut’s suit.” (And Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob… strangely enough I was once called that too…)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

A: “Sandy was arrested for growing 45 marijuana plants in a field.” (Not me. I swear.) “Sandy was arrested for Murder.” (Most definitely not me.)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

A. “Sandy loves Jimmy.” (Who the f* is Jimmy…?)